All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point