She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad