Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
is that a dick in a sweater?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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