let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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