Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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