We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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