Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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