dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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