Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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