Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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