Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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