I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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