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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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