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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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