i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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