all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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