Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
What drink are we having for lunch?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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