Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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