hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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