We're like a lot better than the average bears
Only a mothe r could love this liver
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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