is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
do herpes really smell.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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