I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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