the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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