Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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