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(919): View more from North Carolina

I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex

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(217): View more from Illinois

I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...

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(847): View more from Illinois

worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez

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(904): View more from Florida

I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.

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(562): View more from California

I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service

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And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.

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(217): View more from Illinois

3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.

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(480): View more from Arizona

please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head

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(812): View more from Indiana

OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot

(812): View more from Indiana

It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him

(317): View more from Indiana

What did it come out and serenade you? Lol

(812): View more from Indiana

It sang to me in the dark. It was magical

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