so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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