I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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