HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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