just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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