i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dicks are not precious.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
