I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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