We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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