Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
this beer tastes like vomit already
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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