I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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