I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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