He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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