lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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