i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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