On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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