my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize