It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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