thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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