How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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