i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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