if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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