i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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