Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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