Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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