you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the day after is always just damage control
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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