i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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