when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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