I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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