I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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