i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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