There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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