So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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