I'm drive I can fine osifer
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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