there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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