Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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